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the best girl ever and she is never afirad to mess with her. she is the best person ever.she will always get what she wants and that is a happy ending. only one guy will impress her she is the best thing ever.never break her heart and never hurt her feelings.she will never forget you and you should never forget her.
girl 1:hey mercdes you are the best friend ever.
Mercedes:thanls you are the best friend ever.
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Mercedes - an awesome girl with a twisted sense of humour. Mercedes is a great friend, incredibly smart, extremely original and sweet as candy. She'll patiently listen to you bitch forever, try to reassure you and make you laugh.
She's a great Sudoku player and an even better word-makeuper. Mercedes has the most refreshing and honest laughter you've ever heard, even if she snorts a bit here and there.
Things to do with Mercedes:
1. go on man-killing sprees
2. dance with
3. eat candy with
4. and much much more
Synonyms for Mercedes:
1. sweevil
2. adorkable
3. cunning linguist
You know Sheila's kitten got run over by a truck? She was just so devastated till Jenny came over and pulled a Mercedes on her.
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Mercedes is a all around good person . Pretty in the face, with a fat ass that makes the world go round . She never starts shit, but will end it automatic . You don't wanna fuck with a Mercedes, even though most boys do . She's that insane friend who would do just about anything dangerous, but she has your back through hell and back . She knows how to have a good time , and is usually the life of the party .
yo man Mercedes was gonna drive us off a cliff . That chick is fucking crazy
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really pretty.
loves to race/ride.
really easy to get along with.
loyal to others
Mercedes that girl
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A car which, upon entering, instantaneously turns a person into an arrogant asshole and makes him/her forget all traffic rules and regulations.
Look at that Merc driver over there, thinking he's the king of the road. Maybe someone should go and remind him of traffic lights, turn signals, lanes and road signs.
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THE undisputed leader in luxury. Mercedes-Benz has been and always will be the blueprint for all other luxury car companies out there. While companies like Lexus and Jaguar have tried to emulate the Mercedes magic, they're never able to capture the timeless grace and elegance of a Benz. While their US offerings are messy (see the E class and compare it with the European model, we don't even get AMG line interiors,) and their cars are expensive to maintain, a Mercedes, like a Lexus but unlike a BMW, will last you until the very end of the world. Snobs will say their new cars are ugly and overrated but I wholeheartedly disagree. Mercedes continues to innovate with industry firsts, new technology, and cutting edge interior and exterior design. A used one is excellent value for the money. Simply put, the very best car in the world. Nothing will ever compare to a Mercedes.
Henry: I have a Jaguar. I do not care much for Mercedes. They are overrated-
Diana: Girl, shut the hell up. You're just mad that your car breaks the moment the warranty ends.
(*jk i love jags too*)
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Said to be one of the best performing European cars by various mechanics.
A Mercedes is a very fine, very expensive automobile.
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