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A car company that was created by the inventor of the gas-powered automobile, Karl Benz. Often sterotyped as "the rich man's car".
I saw a modded Cobra get smoked by a stock Mercedes-Benz E55 AMG
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The American housewive's alternative to strutting down Fifth Avenue holding multiple Louis Vuitton bags, since they dont want to ruffle their Valentino dress...
Mercedes-Benz has evoked a name of luxury, prominence, and ultimate safety in a confusing world of automotive manufactures. A continued dedication to excellence allows Mercedes to collaborate with award-winning brands to create an experience that no other American car company can come close to. They rule the industry and continue to set standards which other brands continue to copy AND take credit for!
I need three more Mercedes-Benz sedans to match my new dress. What colors do you have resembling fuchsia, turqouise, and aqua?...
What do you mean you don't have aqua? It's a totally different color!
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Mercedes-Benz is a luxury car company based in Germany. Mercedes builds fast, safe, and well-riding cars and trucks for personal and some industrial use. Despite historically being reliable, UNBIASED magazines such as Consumer Reports have stated that Mercedes cars and trucks shipped to the United States are very unreliable and are thus not reccomended.
I was driving my cool new Mercedes-Benz E320 Bluetec to the diesel station, but then my engine broke down. Guess I'll need to shell out $8000 for the dealership to look at it.
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A car you purchase, maintain, and drive with pride as you are whipping an example of the finest and oldest marque in automotive history. Known for their style, performance and industry-leading innovation, Benzes are for real boys who aspire to set themselves apart from all the other undesireables on the road. If you want to be a buster or not have the best cars ever made, buy a BMW or AUDI because they're wack.
Witness: Damn, your CL55 ///AMG Mercedes-Benz just romped all over that M5 and RS6. It was awesome.
Me: Thanks. Yeah, those dudes are pussies.
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A german car manufacturer that produces expensive luxury cars, good looking cars that are very unreliable, and when they break down, it will cost more than a honda to fix them.
My mercedes-benz 92 s class breaks down at least twice a year, damn w140.
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mercedes are starting to become shit. Lexus and BMW and even cadillac are nicer.
the new audi are amazing and russian cars are shit hahahaha
dude the door on my new 52 grand E-class just fell off.
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