Merge

To merge is an act of strange movement when an object or creature will mysteriously move in a sidewways fashion in a direction. This action is usually seen in a split second as the merging object usually kills or attacks the watching creature.

Watching creature: Wtf that voodoo just merged ten lanes and though my car then it exploded?!?!

Voodoo: MMMMMMMMM MERGING VOODOO!!!!!

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Merge

Two or more people smoking marijuana inside a moving vehicle.

Lets merge on the way home.

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Merg

A shortened and derogatory word for mergina, analogous to vag.

Joe: I went down to the sea last weekend and got some sweet merg.
Tom: Mmm, I love me some tuna.

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Merge

to move over
to go somewhere

lets merge that way!

merge over there

can we merge to the movies tonight?

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merged

transcedentally high!, super fucked-up, supremely altered on one or more substances!

dude, i saw joe floating around on a magic carpet, i'm gonna tell you here and now, he was merged!

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merging

When two or more men accidentally find themselves sexually in bed together.

When Caleb was drunk he found himself merging into Roberts bed.

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Merg

The act of eating out a dead chick and then pushing down on her stomach so that all of her fluids start flowing out.

Jack was going down on his dead neighbor when I dropped a bowling ball on her stomach. He almost drowned in that mess, what a memorable first merg.

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