Merky Shadowed

the act of removing fun from everything just to create a new experience. Such as removing parts of a game to focus on aspects that don't matter such as removing mining from minecraft only allowing you to plant trees.

Reese: Why can't I mine in minecraft.
Dan: The server got Merky Shadowed.
Reese: Now what do we do?
Dan: Sit here looking at a tree doing fuck all.

merky balls

When a man has explosive diarrhea, and some of the fecal matter splashes up onto his nutsack.

“GROSS! Brennen has some merky balls!”

getting a merky

When you close your eyes and let a femboy suck your cock

Mark dreamed of the day he could feel the soft lips of a femboy wrap around his pulsating cock.
He would finally experience "getting a merky"