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An all-powerful dick wizard, gives temporary penises to all your female companions. The perfect solution for lesbians and futa fetishes. Enables swordfights for both genders.
Dammit Merlin, I wanted a horse penis not a chode!
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Either a name, traditionally of an old wizard but is an uncommon but still used forename, or something can be described as being merlin, replacing the outdated "cool"/"sick"/"wicked"/"awesome".
Friend of Merlin: "Hey Merlin."
Someone does something amazing.
Onlookers: Fuck man, that was merlin!
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When you take a girls long hair, hold it below her chin to form a beard, and proceed to fuck her face!
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A merlin (or merlyn) derived from the Middle English colloquialism for Falco columbarius, a small, bald falcon, a merlin is a vulgar maneuver, most often delivered from above--hence, the word's avian origins.
While not necessarily practiced--much like counterparts "the Cleavland steamer" and "space docking"--it has evolved into both urban myth and popular in-joke among groups of friends. There is much debate on what the act entails, often falling into regional categories. Thus, in common parlance it has become a stand-in for all bizarre, deviant and lascivious intimacies: a sort of profane catch-all, or ribald signifier, whereas what is signified is fluid and varies greatly with person and context.
The etymology of the merlin is also disputed, with some cultures ascribing it to the wizard, Merlin, of Arthurian Legend. This may be on account of the obscure and mysterious nature of the term and what it may, or may not, imply. The word can be found in literature dating as far back as the 16th century.
Currently, the growing reemergence and popularity of the term has lead, perhaps indirectly, to a decline in the popularity of its use as a given name.
be careful today. i have a feeling elizabeth's going to try to give you a merlin when you're sleeping.
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Merlin is sometimes used to replace words such as sperm, cum, semen, jizz and spunk. Merlin is a male gamete or reproductive cell that is produced in the testicles. The word 'merlin' is a slang word that originated in the UK.
1. She was giving me a blowjob when I pulled out and covered her face in merlin.
2. When she walked out of the toilet, she had merlin on her lip.
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The founding father of Western dragonology, Merlin, or Emrys, was also a magician of some passing note.
The great and powerful dragonologist Merlin is cool.
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A show with an ending that will shatter you.
“Merlin was the reason I cried today”