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Someone who is half human (top part) and half fish (bottom part). The human part is usually hotter than the average human (probably to compensate for the fish part). They usually say “aur naur” in reaction to almost everything.
Kyle: Cleo is a mermaid.
Stacy: How do you know?
Kyle: She said “aur naur”
Stacy: Ok I don’t care tan LOONA.
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A made up word on the popular new commercial for Match The popular dating site
“Stop searching up mermaided because I just made that up.”
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When someone falls in love with you without you even knowing of their existence, like Prince Eric and Ariel from Disney's The Little Mermaid.
Dude, that girl from accounting just mermaided me. I don't even know her name and she is totally infatuated with me.
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When attempting to put pants on both legs go into one pant leg.
I was trying to put my pants on and I mermaided myself.
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A hot babe from head to waist, and a scaly fish from the waist to the tip of her tail. Mermaids like to sit on rocks and use either a) their enchanting sirens' songs, or b) the tried-and-true tactic of looking in a mirror and combing their green hair while they display their huge tits in order to lure human men (and especially sailors and pirates and stuff) to make love to them. Note that the mermen and merwomen do not do this, though young mermen have been known to kidnap human women and turn them into mermaids.
Mermaids are described as either mortal (with or without a soul) or fairies, so they may or may not command powerful magic. Some can see the future, turn their tails into hot legs, call up storms, sink ships with tidal waves, and do other cool stuff. Others can sing... and that's about it.
Contrary to popular belief, mermaids can in fact do more than give head. I'd do with a mermaid, because I'm a pirate.
Mermaids don't squirt out fish eggs like Futurama would have you believe. After all, if merbabes weren't born live, they wouldn't have belly buttons!
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Mermaid murder; the act of killing mermaids and/or being killed by a mermaid
"This one's called "Mermaider". It's about mermaid murder! MERMAIDER! MERMAIDER! MERMAIDER!"
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A legendary sea creature having the upper torso of a gorgeous woman and, from waist down, the tail of either:
A. A whale
B. A dolphin
C. A fish
or
D. Any other sea creature.
Mermaid sightings have been popular throughout the centuries. Some time ago in the 1800's, a fisherman reportedly caught sight of some sort of creature in the sea, having the upper torso of a woman with long brown hair and a white tail speckled with black. Around the 1890's, two women drying seaweed on the ocean shore found a childlike female creature naked and playing along the shores. Days later, the child's body was found washed up on shore. She looked to be about four years of age, with pale skin and a developed chest, and what looked to be a salmon's tail from the waist down.
Mermaids have a very seductive nature, and almost always make love with sailors. No one knows they do this, but there is a theory that they are simply attempting to produce more of their species. When turned down on an offer of sex, though, the mermaid will be thrown into a fit of rage and slay the sailor who refused her pleasure.
See: temptress
I don't care what skeptics and scientists say. I believe mermaids exist.
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