Mern

maysa. specifically dark brown haired woman/man, curly, or straight and sometimes very beautiful (rarely).

“oh look, it’s mern… the horse”

mern fairy

sexy ass mama with the juiciest cheeks on the whole block. she'll give sloppy lick to any dog who gives her a bone. the only downside to this flawless specimen of middle aged mom is she fricks her own sons.

"bro, did you see that hot ass chick?"
"hell yeah, i clapped her, she's a real mern fairy.'