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mestizo

Beaner, Mexican, you get the idea.

Immigration Office #1:Hey, he is crossing a border.
Immigration Office #2: Yea, catch that mestizo.

by WPWW June 18, 2006

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mestizo

Someone who is usually of the filipino descent and is of lighter skin who is gwapo (aka handsome), like a whiter looking person. A half white and half filipino or spanish would make a mestizo person.

Guy: Do you know Joshua Salinas-Smith?
Girl: YES! He's so gwapo, I heard he is Mestizo, Half filipino and half white.
Guy: I know right. I want to get in his pwet.

by J$wagger February 26, 2019

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horn mestizo

1. a. A person of mixed European and Native American heritage or descent who rambles in his/her speech, b. eats an inordinant amount of carrots, or c. cramps the bug.

2. Harsh sun

3. Withered corn stalk

1.a) That ol' horn mestizo is really annoying, and if he don't shut his trap soon, I'm gonna lamblast the son'u'bitch
1.b) The horn mestizo over there sure can eat alotta them carrots
1.c) Check out that friggin' horn mestizo!

2. I grew increasingly hot in the horn mestizo.

3. The shanks of the horn mestizo ruffled in the rising wind.

by P'tainz March 9, 2011

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Los Mestizos

A spanish term meaning "Mixed Blood" usually. It refers to anyone who is Latin and some other ethnicity. It does NOT just refere to half mexican half Native American. It can be Mexican and Jewish, Argentinian and Russian and Mexican, African and Colubian and white. This word means Mixed blood in Spanish so you must be Latin and some other ethnicity to call yourself Los Mestizo. If you are a bunch of non-latin mixed races you would call yourself "Mixed Blood".

I am Half-Mexican, 1 quarter Spanish, 1 Quarter White, and some Native American.

Lebe is Mexican and Russian and Polish.

Christina is Peruvian and Korean and African.

We all call our selves Los Mestizos.

by J.Cerda.R. 8 February 12, 2007

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Golden Mestizo

A person of mixed racial heritage such as native american and european amercian but tends to heavily favor the latter in appearance, particularly has brighter features like blonde or golden brown hair.
Some would argue that not only does this race, which very white in appearance, surpass the native american but the european as well in aesthetic quality.

Me. I'm a golden mestizo due to my goldenish brown hair and ocean blue eyes. The world envies me.

by Deadpool December 31, 2005

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El mestizo

He is me, a fucking chad who despises racism and transvestites but i'm not exactly homophobic

El mestizo (me) is a gift to the world

by elMexicanoAmericano March 15, 2022


Mestizo Boner

When your from Spanish and Indigenous descent but when you or anyone else inspects your pants pocket they find a spotted dick in the box.

Mestizo people of mixed racial usually indigenous descent have Mestizo 'coloured' Boners.

This is due to a rather surprizing unexpected skin tone upon their lower members.

Chulo 1:
Look at that, it's unmistakably a mistake by God's glorious design here you find a little pocket of brown where I expected only to see white or brown respecively. It's the 'Mestizo boner.'

Chapo 2:
Aya Dia. He got the Spotted Dick right and ruly. Shits gon get better with age, boy got the Mestizo Boner.

by Jack Herrer January 9, 2020