metcalfing (verb):
1. To disclose illegal or immoral activities while unwittingly giving clues to the individual's true identity.
My buddy got caught metcalfing on a dating site by his wife.
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Another word preferable to the more immature "Dirt Road" term.
Is a reference to poop stuck on your anal hairs.
-Oh dear, I can't crap due to the immense metcalfing of my anal region.
-Oh shit, I forgot to wipe my bum properly and now sport a massive metcalfe.
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Bling-blingin', so bling-blingin' that you just can't get more bling-blingin' then a Metcalfe.
You so Metcalfe, man. So Metcalfe, that you just can't get more Metcalfe.
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Incredibly attractive, gifted, wise and good.
Wow! that person REALLY is Kev Metcalfe!
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rileigh- do you love me
koby metcalf - no i love my toilet more
Pro surfer from Cabo San Lucas now residing in Southern CA
Warren Metcalfe is a sick surfer.
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Koby is the MULLET DADDY ๐๐
his HOT ASF and is always on his THRONE (the toilet) HES TAKEN by the one and only donkeyyyy his funny smart, got the best personality ANDDD GOT THE BEST CUDDLES. he LEGIT loves food SOOO MUCH and has got a fatty ๐๐idc what yous say but i'd take a bullet for this mf ๐
his mum- anyone hungry
koby metcalf - FUCK YEAH
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