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The exact amount of something it takes to choke a sperm whale. This is of course a poor measurement, as a sperm whale is enough to choke a sperm whale.
And then he gave me a metric fuckton of paperwork man!
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One metric fuckton is exactly 10x more than a fuckload. This unit of measurement is the highest, and should be scarcely used in daily conversation unless truly warranted.
The population of China is exactly one metric fuckload.
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An amount exceeding the limit of imagination or, more realistically, greatly exceeding expectations.
I have a nautical metric fuckton of things to do today, I wasn't expecting all of this on my plate.
a large amount of anything or more locally know as a 20 sack of weed
"hey man let me get a metric fuckton of weed" "sure man 35$"
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Equivalent to 100 million dollars. 1 metric fuckton is 1 metric ton of the largest denomination bill, aka $100. 1 metric ton of bills is 1 million bills, at 1 gram per bill.
The price is 2 metric fucktons.
One metric fuckton is equal to 7 billion and 10 million tons or 1.402e+13 pounds. This is calculated by haveing a metric fuckton be equal to 10 duck loads and 1 fuckload being equal to the population of china, which is 1.402 billion.
Joe: Man I have a Metric Fuckton of laundry to do today
Siri: One Metric Fuckton is equal to 1.402e+13 pounds
Joe: Your mom weighs 1.402e+13 pounds