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a girl who likes to talk about random stuff and doesnt know why she talks about it. she has a few friends but goes through a lot of friendship breakups throughout middle school. she has an amazing sense of humor that cannot be described. one amazing best friend who she loves more than anything. the list could go on and on.
you saw lucy metzing? shes amazing.
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A lurking troll that lives in between two pieces of astrolglide covered cardboard. It's (and I use that term lightly) location is not certain, however the last time spotted, it was glaring at a disabled child. The child later died that day. When born, they begged the parents to kill the thing before it swallows the world with it's ugliness, the parents agreed, and philip metz was thrown in the river at an age of 4 days. However, it survived, and now even attends school. It hasn't washed its hair since that day it fell in the river and is a member of the famed "colon squad". Recently, in 2001, philip metz was declared its own species, a piece of shit, scientists have yet to capture the creature to become aware of its unique genetic structure. Finally, the creature also lost it's penis in the womb, and therefore has earned the nickname "no penis".
parker: "Hey! look! It's Philip Metz!"
phillip metz: "Pythagreom Therom doesn't always work"
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(v) the act of tattling on someone when they get in an accident and flee the scene.
Ging: OMG someone told Johnny that I got in an accident
Girl: It was me
Ging: Omg you b***h you carolyn metzed me!
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The Albino Legend himself. Hes a fantastic footballer who has offers from Oregon, Clemson, OU, and Alabama. He will do one year at each school, and get rookie of the year and the heisman every single year. He loves spitting luggies on his younger brother tyler. His penis is a solid 7 inches soft, and he fucks every bitch in the whole Missouri area, including his mother and aunt. God im thankful to know this man
Some dude in my spanish class looks exactly like Easton Metz
Damn he wishes he was easton status
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God. (the guy who wrote that long boring novel)
Dear Lucas Metz, forgive me of my sins
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The worst type of human alive. Can't do anything for himself, can't read or write. Just an overall horrible human being and waste of space.
Person 1: Wow. That guy is the worst human I've ever been around, so repulsive.
Person 2: Yea man, he's a real metz.