Mew

The 151st Pokemon. Also used to refer to something not currently obtainable or not obtainable without cheating.

ME: That ad is so stupid; it's advertising a Mew!

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Mew

A Mexican Jew

Pablo didnt want to share his burrito with me what a MEW

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Mewing is when you use your errection (boner) to poke (prod) some unfortunate cunt. It is a sex practice and is also used as self defence against rape.

Person 1: He plays golf so I Mewed him!
Person 2: He deserves it for playing a bad sport!

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Mew

1. n. A pink pokemon

2. v. The sound your cat makes

3. adj. obnoxious or loud

4. n. The funniest person in the world who is better than Britney Spears. And believes that he or she has ninja powers.

Well your a mew!

Ah mew powers

"I wish you were more mewish"

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Mew

A term that means "Fuck me against a wall all night long".

John: So, what do you want to do tonight?
Jennifer: Mew!
John: You sure about that?
Jennifer: You bet!

*Note: Consent is important. Don't take the word "mew" as permission to have sex with someone.*

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A sound that cats (mostly kittens) make, cuter than meow. Can signify; confusion (Mew?), content (Mew.), etc.

Mew?

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1. The act of head butting a partner and screming
"mew" loudly like a cat while they are orgasming to ruin the moument.
2. The act of head butting a woman's vagina with your teeth when she is about to orgasim.

1A. "I'am fuckin pissed that dirty cunt sucker Becky fucking mew'ed me last night when I was about to fuckin nut in her eye."

2B. "That dirty fuckin bastard Jimmy left my pussy all sore when he mew'ed me!!"

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