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When you are fucking a girl while fingering her butt and realize there is shit on your finger and stick it in her mouth to clean the dookie off.
I stuck my finger in beckies ass and there was shit on it, so I had to give her a mexican car wash.
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The Holy Grail of sexual positions.
They say it has been around for thousands of years, but only a select few know how to do it exactly.
I came close to figuring out the mexican car wash yesterday.
They say the Mexican car wash is fatal 53% of the time..
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The Act of tea bagging an individual after he/she has vomited upon your ball sack.
While going down on him the drunk chick threw up all over Richard's junk. As an act of retribution he gave her a Mexican Car Wash
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Similar to a Circus Clown Car, except that instead of 15 or 20 clowns packed in a car for amusement. A Mexican Clown Car is packed with 15 or 20 Mexicans illegals trying to cross the border.
Last week a Border Patrol agent pulled over a suspicious vehicle that turned out to be a Mexican Clown Car.
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when you snap your head back. like when you hit a mexican from behind in a bumber car
J.D: ow you just gave me the old mexican bumper car!
vince: awsome!
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Spot-cleaning your vehicle with the window squegee provided at the gas pump.
I had some bird poop on my trunk so I removed it with the Mexican car wash.
When you take something you don't want or need out to the desert and leave it.
Little pedro knew he wouldn't be seeing his dog again after his dad took the dog on a Mexican car ride...