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Meyer: Verb (mah-yer)
To stand around and continue to move conversation, not allowing one to leave when they would like.
It took them 30 minutes to leave the restaurant because they kept meyering, talking at the table, by the door and by their cars.
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to be left behind; especially when a parent forgets or looses a child in the public sphere.
A variation on mired, but specific to people. Word was first used after a child named Meyer was left behind by parents in Sag Harbor, NY in 2015 and was taken in by good samaritans also with the name Meyer until his parents returned.
That kid got meyered in Sag Harbor today.
Walk faster you don't want to get meyered!
The abdsolute worst possible outcome possible given the current situation
Looking at his friends smashed car, Kevin turned and commented, "Sorry dude, that's a real meyer."
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verb, -Meyered, -Meyering
1. To renege on an agreement, especially a bet.
noun
1. One who reneges on agreements.
Yo, this fool is not paying me for the horse bet. I think he is trying to Meyer me.
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The worst "author" literature has ever seen. The creator of the Twilight saga in which the main character allows herself to be controlled and abused by her boyfriend. This is considered by fans as a "romance".
"Bella, you are not to see your best friend Jacob because I'm insecure and jealous of him." "Okay Edward, I'll abandon all my friends and family for you. You're better than them because you're pretty."
*Twitards swoon* "We love Stephenie Meyer!"
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An author who deserves an award, probably because of the fact that she has brainwashed the most teenage girls in the smallest amount of time.
Readers of her books a.k.a. the Twilight series our often arrogant to how annoying it is to talk about the book. Most boyfriends don't want to hear about how Edward is so great and sexy, etc.
(Phone Conversation)
Me: So how was Valentine's Day?
Her: Good, but if would have been better if you were Edward...
Me: wtf?
Her:babbles on for hours not realizing how annoying it is
(3 hours later...)
Cop: So chief, what was the cause of death?
Police Chief: Suicide, the victim apparently wasn't a fan of the Stephanie Meyer
Cop: How do you figure that?
Police Chief: He wrote "Twilight Sucks" on his death note
Cop: Wow... that's the fifth one this week
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