driving Mich

verb -

the act of driving in the middle of a road in order to avoid the deer invested jumanji that is Michigan.

rural or urban makes no difference, the deer are indiscriminate killers.

Full term -

driving Michigan

On a late, dimly lit country road in zombie deer territory...

Bob: "Watch out for the deer. I live in Detroit so I have no insurance."
Bill: "I got this, I'm just going to drive Mich."

A late night Fall text conversation...

Ashley: "What's up?"
Liz: "Nothing, just driving Mich. hbu?"
Ashley: "Wait?! You're driving and texting?!?!?"
Liz: "I'm a girl aren't I? lol"

mich man

down bad for a les

cay: i am lesbian
mich man: jokes on you im into that shit

mich-take

a derogatory remark in reference to a person or people from the state of michigan.

person 1 :wow, bob is a jerk!
person 2 : yeah hes from michigan

person 1: oh i should've figured he's a dirty mich-take

fick mich

Fick Mich is a German Word, also known as fuck me can be used in a bunch of ways.

Fick mich Jerry is one example of fick mich
Fick mich wrong hole

fick michoh shitt

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Iron River, Mich

Small town where everyone knows you and your business.

Hey want to go to Iron River, Mich? No way dont want everyone knowing me.

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Mich

A mistype of “much” commonly used between a lovey-dovey couple trying to be cute in text messages. Imagine lips pressed together making a squishing noise as it’s said.

I love you so mich!

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du kannst mich mal

German slang: "You can lick my arse". The swear was allegedly invented by Goethe.

Du, Arschloch -- du kannst mich mal!

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