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Bum sex that's so good it should have been in the papers.
OMFG, last night was totally 'George Michael' quality!
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To have your period
Comes from modern cockney rhyming slang
George Michael - Cycle
dude: hey babe, fancy getting it on?
chick: can't babe, george has come for a visit
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bird: George Michael has arrived for his monthly stay
bloke: I don't usually trust anything that bleeds for 5 days 7 doesn't die....... but I don't care, GET YOUR KNICKERS OFF
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Whenever a george micahel song is played, something dies in the world
God damn is he gay, it killed my cat
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Serious medical condition/mental disorder found in primarily in women that results from an inability to confront strong emotional and physical attraction to men with hot-ass George Michael stubble. Symptoms include listening to George Michael or Wham records on repeat, cutting out George Michael photos and posting them on your fridge, night-table or desktop. Also includes sudden or spontaneous thoughts about George Michael, existential longing to be with George Michael, erotic dreams about George Michael, moistness and occasional feminine discharge.
(3am)Melissa: “Mom, sorry to call so late but I just had another wet dream about George Michael. I'm scared”
Mom: “|That's strange. Your sudden longing for George Michael concerns me. Is there any one in your life with really hot-ass stubble?”
Melissa “Just john from my design class, why does that matter?.”
Mom: “It sounds like you have a bad case of George Michael Ideation induced by his hot-ass stubble. You'd better start banging him immediately before it gets worse”
Melissa: “Thanks mom, I will!”
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The act of walking or driving by a large group of people Blasting George Michael's Careless Whisper.
Guy 1: i just got some subwoofers put into the Bronco
Guy 2: alright lets go George Michael-ing around town
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The act of awkwardly following someone of the same sex into a bathroom
Bob - "Joe followed me into the bathroom yesterday"
Tom - "He totally was totally pulling a George Michael"
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To use a public restroom, especially one in a park.
I have to pee so bad! I'm going to visit George Michael. Refers to his arrest for lewd acts in a public restroom.
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