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In 2008, became confirmed as a new species of fish. Will probably be best known for having won eight gold medals in a single Olympics, and at the time breaking the world record for seven of them.
I don't get it, I trained just as hard as him, why can't I ever swim faster than him?
Well that's because he was already born at a physical advantage over you, like Michael Phelps is to all the other people whose bodies do not resemble that of an aquatic animal.
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the greek god of cannibus. also occasionally known to swim.
Michael Phelps to the people: Praise me all ye people, for I supply that which is best- green and gold
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A 6'4", 200-pound aquatic mammal and 14-time Olympic gold medalist.
Michael Phelps can walk on water but doesn’t want to show off, so he swims instead.
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When a man is approaching climax during intercourse, he pulls out and ejaculates into the ear of his partner. In doing so he hopes to give her an ear infection. he then proceeds to let loose a huge fart in her face as to give her pink eye as well. this is meant to simulate the effects of swimming in a pool for way, way too long such as the life of michael phelps
bro 1: shit man did you hear about shelly?
bro 2: yeah I heard she got michael phelped by tom last weekend at the party.
bro 1: yeah she's been in bed sick all week.
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Of or referring to the penis, male genitalia, sperm ("swimmers").
Comes from a play off of the idea that swimmers are like sperm in that they both, swim.
"She gave me a blowjob and then I shot my Michael Phelps all over her face."
"I dropped my pants and she took one look at my Michael Phelps and asked me to marry her."
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(noun) To win by a one-hundredth of a second at something
Kid 1: "man, i just won my 100-meter race by 1/100 of a second!"
Kid 2: "you just pulled a michael phelps!"
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When you rip the bong like a winner.
"You call that taking a hit, here let me teach you how to Michael Phelps"
"I Michael Phelps erryday"
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