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A good university in East Lansing Michigan with lots of chicks (nice). But the pricks aren't so nice and they out-number the chicks 10 to 1. They are the most unbearable fans in college sports. Many of them are wanna be drunks who puke it up after smoking a joint. Oh and you may own UM in Basketball, but the football counts the most! That's 4 in a row lost to Michigan now!
Parody of the Michigan State fight song;
Puke your beer up,
beat your girl.
Set you couch on fire!
Smoke a joint,
and tip cop cars.
It's time to riot in East Lansing!
Choke on tear gas,
go to jail.
You're gonna loose it's true.
Fight Fight Rah Team Fight,
victory for Maze and Blue!
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1. More fun than the University of Michigan.
2. Not filled with snobby assholes.
3. Best party school around.
4. Big Ten sports, awesome basketball team.
1. If you like to study, go to U of M. If you like to party, go to state.
2. State students don't automatically think they are better than the rest of the world. I got into the University of Michigan, but I chose to go to state because my head isn't stuck up my ass.
3. "Michigan State University will no longer be considered for our annual list of party schools because we feel it is unfair to include professionals on a list of amateurs." -Playboy
Not even tear gas can keep us from having a good time.
4. NCAA men's basketball team (26-7)repeatedly in final four.
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The best university in the world for a complete collegic experience. MSU has a lot to offer its students: a great atmosphere, a great education, a great social experience, and many other benefits including an extremely attractive student population. The MSU female is the perfect combination of brains and looks, and the MSU male is/gets lucky (often).
I went to Michigan State University and, not only received a great education, but also gained an extremely outgoing and social personality that I could not possibly have attained by going to the Univeristy of Michigan. This is probably why, after my interview, I was successful in getting the job over 4 UofM kids.
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1: A top university if you’re looking for a good path. It was founded in 1855 in East Lansing, Michigan. There is mascot is known as “Sparty”. As the title of thr bame suggests, it’s.. well.. a spartan.
2: WAAAAAAY better than Michigan University.
3: Great for parties
4: Lots of good sports
5: An overall great college.
It’s an extravagant place, great one, and it’s also a nice place for hanging out and dancing and for frat parties.
Person 1: “I’m excited to get into Michigan State University!”
Sparty: “OH HELL YEAH!
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1. A phenomenal university located alongside Michigan's capital city of Lansing, this school is for the well-rounded student who is looking for a fantastic education, great employment opportunities, and an active and friendly student body--basically the overall "student experience" plus a kick-ass campus. They also have well-recognized and nationally ranked graduate programs in research, law, and all 3--yes 3--of their medical schools. Don't believe it? Here:
"A dynamic and diverse academic community, MSU offers all the vibrancy and excitement you'd expect from one of the most comprehensive campuses in the United States. With an extensive array of high-quality undergraduate, graduate, and preprofessional programs and resources, there's a perfect academic fit for everyone. Outside the classroom, students make connections and feel at home through a powerful network of close-knit communities and inclusive initiatives--including more than 500 student organizations and a range of support services. Undergraduates, as well as graduate students, work side by side with accomplished faculty on research and creative projects and benefit from interacting with other outstanding students from a variety of backgrounds. In addition to the largest single-campus residence hall system in the nation, MSU offers an active Greek community and living-learning communities that bring together students with similar majors and interests to live and attend classes. MSU students benefit from being part of a proud Spartan tradition and myriad on-campus activities and events--including Big Ten athletics and acclaimed performances and productions--as well as life-changing opportunities for study abroad, service learning, and community engagement."
-The American Association of State Colleges and Universities and The National Association of State Universities and Land-Grant Colleges
I got into U of M and was offered a scholarship when I applied for their undergrad program. I also got into U of M when I was applying for medical school. But since I at no point wanted to become an asshole, I still chose Michigan State University. So every U of M prick who thinks MSU students were just too stupid to get into U of M, or wishes they went to U of M, think again. We all just didn't want to become petty bitches and associate with any of you.
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Where the girls are half as smart as the ones at UofM and therefore twice as likely to blow you.
Freshman: Did you go to the spring fling last semester?
Senior: No but, I got a blow job from half the girls on the Michigan State University dance team.
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1) DO YOU LIKE BASKETBALL?
2) DO YOU LIKE TO PARTY?
3) DO YOU LIKE TO BLOW SHIT UP?
4) YOU SIR JUST GOT A SCHOLARSHIP TO MSU!
Bro I filled out a college selector application online and got accepted to Michigan State University!
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