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A micropenis is when a male has a phallus that is very, very tiny
Eduard: Bro I was in bed with Jessica last night but she told me to get out of her house because she saw my micropenis
Jack: Can’t say I blame her
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"Hylend has a micropenis, when he whipped "it" out I had to get my magnifying glass
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A famous Greek philosopher known for his many theories such as how there are more nipples in the world than humans or how the word mono-syllabic is not mono-syllabic. Pronounced (mi-craw-peh-nis) rather than (mi-cro-pee-nis).
Dude... have you ever thought about how we call a house a home, but a mouse is not a mome.
Bro! Bro! You bin readin' micropenis?! Cause thats woke as fuck.
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Medical term for a small penis. Also description of a man's behaviour that is caused by this ailment
Andrew is behaving like a micropenis.
An extremely small penis. Micropenis is extremely popular in men from Oriental descent (explains the lack of Oriental male porn stars). To be labelled as having a micropenis is the most degrading insult a woman can give a man. Men with a micropenis are usually virgins for life. A micropenis is medically proven to be worthless. Men with a micropenis are usually manic depressives. Most men with a micropenis usually commit suicide - usually after being laughed at for having a teeny-weeny penis. A micropenis is very common amongst steroid using body builders. A micropenis can sometimes be confused for a clitoris.
"I wanted to have sex with him so bad, but his micropenis didn't even penetrate my vaginal lips"
"Anal sex doesn't hurt because my boyfriend has a micropenis"
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A particularly insidious deficiency of the male form that typically becomes apparent to its victims during a vulnerable activity of adolescence, as they suddenly realize they don't measure up and are fatally flawed.
They react to the news in many ways. Some may try joinging a band, dying their hair, and getting tattoos and piercings to draw attention away from the nearly empty space beneath their loins. Others may acquire a large lifted truck, a mustang, a challenger, or some other car with a very loud engine so as to drown out the throes of their unending weeping for their lack of penile material.
Person 1: "Gee, that guy in the mustang with the forearm tats who just cut us off seemed really cool."
Person 2: "Yea, it's really sad...some people are just born with less, you know?"
Person 1: "But sometimes good things come in small packages."
Person 2: "Sure they do, sure they do..."
Later that night:
Mustang guy, naked: "Ok I'm ready, let's do this"
Girl: "Do what?? There's nothing there to do anything with!!!"
Mustang guy: *micropenis twitches*
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Micropenis is a medical term for a penis, usually diagnosed at birth, that is well under the normal size range for an infant. In every other way, including structure, appearance, and function, a micropenis is like any other healthy penis.
You've probably heard friends share stories about having sex with a guy who has a micropenis. Most likely, though, those men simply had a small penis, which is by no means the same thing.
Micropenis is a real, diagnosable medical condition; it refers to a penis that's less than 2.8 inches long when erect, according to Jamin Brahmbhatt, MD, urologic surgeon and co-founder of The PUR Clinic in Clermont, Florida. In our size-obsessed world, having a micropenis can leave a guy feeling very self-conscious. And it can be a big surprise to his partner as well.
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