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Used when someone gets wrecked hard. First brought about at E3 2013 when Sony destroyed Microsoft at the expo. Typical usage includes: trash talking in online games, trash talking in real life, describing someone's final grades, etc
Dude A: -goes 0-13 in CoD-
Dude B: "Dude, you got microsofted so hard"
Dude A: "Fuck you"
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A company most famous for its satirical "operating system," Windows. A sort of play-on-code from genuine operating systems, Windows amuses millions with its cartoonishly-dated gui (graphical user interface), Gerald Ford-esque clumsiness (whoops! I froze again! *laugh track*), hyper-zealous licensing scheme, and utter lack of usability. For these reasons and many others Windows popularity remains very high.
And why shouldn't spyware be able to install itself on my computer?!
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Run by Bill Gates who wants to have complete dominion over the Earth
Microsoft
Interviewer: Mr. Gates why are you trying to form a Monopoly?
Gates: Monopoly's just a game, I'm trying to control the fucking world.
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M ost
I ntelligent
C ustomers
R ealize
O ur
S oftware
O nly
F ools
T eenagers
What's Microsoft?
You know it man. Hehe
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A description of Bill Gates' genitals.
Bill Gates: "Wanna see my microsoft?"
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An inferior product that is out to rule the world.
Microsoft's plans for building a death star device was shut down by officepax.
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Damn all other systems to hell for not being able to overtake Windows as the dominant OS on the market.
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