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The crappiest place ever. The popular kids think they're better than everyone, and the popular guys tell you to shut up if you start to say anything that sounds like an insult to them, while they can say whatever they want to you. The popular girls are all whores who drink Starbucks and act like 16 year olds. That covers the popular kids, but there are other groups too.
Nerds: Smart kids that usually have glasses and are physically weak.
Bros: Usually popular kids, they are jerks who are obsessed with shoes.
Gossip girls: Usually popular, they bring Starbucks every day and talk about pointless crap.
Tough posers: Act like they're tough
Bullies: Bullies
Teacher's pet: Usually a girl, they are total suck-ups to the so-called teachers
Normal people: One of the largest groups, they usually won't fall into a category until high school.
There are more, too
The food is made of styrofoam and rubber, the teachers give you truckloads of work and information you will never need.
You social life will suck. Everyone will be "dating" which just means hanging out for all groups except the popular kids, who make out and stuff. Prepare for 2-4 years (it depends) of dealing with jerks, boatloads of work, and either being rejected when asking a girl out or being accepted and the reationship lasting 3 days. All in all, middle school is torture.
Middle school sucks. Like really badly.
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6th, 7th, and 8th grade. A low point in childhood. Guys are shorter than Girls, everyone looks and acts awkward.
6th graders: prepare for the worst 3 years of your life. Get used to cliques, drama, backstabbing, and total awkwardness.
7th graders: Sucks for you and your big ass pile of homework.
8th graders: Your the oldest, great! You really think you're the shit, don't you? You're not.
Populars: Make you feel like shit. They are prettier, richer, and skinnier than you. Travel in packs with their expensive phones and will take "adorable" photos of themselves laughing with their guy-friends in their tight jeans, UGGs, or booty shorts. Photos will later be posted on Facebook and aquire 50 likes from wannabes.
Jocks: Are the male counterpart of populars. Usually excel in baseball, basketball, and football. Tend to bully nerds. Also group up with the skateboarders and are usually in chorus. Always cocky.
Nerds: Will eat together. Some are borderline punks and goths who wear bright green skinny jeans and don't brush their teeth. Get A's, though.
Wannabes: Possibly the most annoying of the groups. Do things for "crazy hair day" in hopes of looking cute/getting attention. Girls actually dress in yoga pants on "National Yoga Pants" day and mimic whatever the populars do.
Normal People:
As long as you have real friends and steer clear of annoying people you may make it out unscathed. Nevermind, take it back. Nobody leaves Middle School unscathed.
8th Grader: "Hey, look at all those stupid sixth graders! Sucks for them, huh? We're so cool and mature because we're on top!"
7th Grader: "The eighth graders think their so cool now that their on top, and the sixth graders think their so cool their in middle school. Where do we fit in?"
6th Grader: "We deserve the best treatment because we're younger and smaller! At least we're no in elementary school anymore, though! We're so much older now!"
Teacher: "Stupid shits."
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The 3 years of shit you go through just to graduate and stand 4 more years of shit. The classes are boring, with exams up to the Wazoo. Lunch is the hamburgers from last week, but now they're disguising them as soup. If you're lucky and have recess, it only lasts 15 minutes, and all you do is stand there. Teachers give you an assload of homework and projects, and expect you to finish them in one night.
Your parents don't care if you're getting bullied, but once you get a bad grade they're on your ass about it. Don't worry, it'll all be over soon.
1. Teacher: Now class, your homework is pages 141-145, All problems. Oh, and you have a project due tomorrow.
2. Lunch today: Soupy Surprise
3. Kid: Mom, this kid at school is bullying me.
Mom: Just ignore him.
Later...
Mom: YOU GOT AN F?! YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS!
Kid: Damnit.
High schooler: Enjoying middle school?
Middle schooler: No.
High schooler: It'll be over soon enough.
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Most
Intimidating
Detention
Duplex,
Like
Eating
Shit
Coming
Headfirst
Out
Of
Lump-headed Assholes
Guy 1- Hey, are you in middle school?
Guy 2- Nah, I'm at Eating-Shit School
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Middle school is a place that can either be fun, or shitty. Actually, it's mostly shitty.
Grades- 5-8 or 6-8 or even 7-8
It consists of perverted boys trying to get into any girls pants just to say they fxcked someone.
Girls that were all sweet and dressing in what their mom's picked out for them in elementary school will turn into complete sluts (most of them) and try and give a blowjob to anyone.
DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA.
Teachers act like they know everything in the universe, when in actuality, they know just a little bit more then us, sometimes less -_-.
The place where people most likely become depressed.
6th grade- You're short, nerdy, oblivious to everything and anything that's gonna happen to you later in your middle school years. You actually TRY on your work and most likely get good grades.
7th grade- This is the place where you hit puberty HARD, horny little boys, slutty little girls. Cliques come in, you lose your best friends that you had in 6th grade. You get more homework and projects. The teachers stare at you wierd cause you're all in that akward stage of puberty where some of the guys are actually getting tall, and where most everybody is pimple-faced. You'll care about your grades and school work for about 3/4 of the year, then, all your motivation pretty much dies.
8th grade- Probably the best year there, you're the oldest and teachers cut you some slack. HAHAH just kidding, they don't cut you slack! They give you LOADS of homework trying to "prepare" you for highschool. Yeah, preparing and copying are two completely different things. BUT, you get a prom and graduation at the end, and you find out who your REAL friends are and who were the fakes. Nobody gives a shit about their work anymore. MOST people will stop wearing designer clothes EVERY SINGLE DAY and might possibly wear what they actually like. Some of the groups go away..but be aware, they come back.
Soon to be 6th grade girl: OMG! I can't WAIT for Middle School! It's gonna be so awesome! I'll have sooo much freedom and I'll be so popular!
Graduating 8th grader: I actually feel bad for you. I'll take the pleasure of being the first one to welcome you to 3 years of almost complete hell.
Soon to be 6th grader: Psh, yeah right. It's gonna be awesome!
6th grader turns into 8th grader and 8th grader turns into 10th grader.
10th grader: So, how're you liking middle school NOW?
8th grader: Holy fuck...it sucks, please...PLEASE, get me out of here.
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Soon to be 6th grade boy: Boobs...mm
Graduating 8th grader: Dude, shut the hell up you little pervert, you're NOT gonna get a girl like that...god.
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Algebra 1 teacher: Jamie, why don't you come up to the board and solve the quadratic polynomial long division problem WITHOUT your calculator? Come on, it'll be fun! :D
Jamie: *Left eye involuntarily twitches*
Teacher: Jamie?
Jamie: *Gives algebra teacher a blank stare*
Inside Jamies head: *cricket...cricket...*
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English Literature teacher: Ok class, tonights homework is to read pages 1-237 and write a 1350 word book report on the chapters that you have read, and your thoughts on the exciting chapters that lie ahead for you. Oh, and it's due tomorrow, on my desk, by 9:00 A.M, and it must be Laminated and have a colorful front page. Thats all, you may go.
Students: Stare at her with expressionless faces
*one kid falls out of their chair and has miniature spasms on floor*
*one by one the other children follow in his footsteps and have spasms also*
Teacher: Oh god, not again...*calls school nurse to come up to the classroom and make them stop convulsing*
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A place worse than hell where everybody talks about everybody behind their back then talks about how they hate two faced people. Its even worse when you are at private middle school because there are only ten people in the whole school and if you don't like them youre screwed. The only way to survive is to be fake and then you hate yourself for being fake. You're just starting to go through puberty so your face is covered in zits and the people who haven't gone through puberty make fun of you for it. All the girls except a select few wear padded bras that make them into DDs when they're only an A cup and everybody hates each other. If you're in public middle school everybody are punk poseurs that listen to avril lavigne, good charlotte, and simple plan and cut themselves. If you're in private everybody wears Hollister and pretends to be perfect while listening to whatevers on MTV and only pretending to like it. Everybody fakes Starbucks obsessions when really they can't stand it.
Girl 1- OMG I love frappacinos sooo freakin' much!!!
Me-Then why aren't you drinking yours. You've been holding it for three hours.
Girl 1-I am drinking it. *pretends to suck on straw*
Me-(sarcastically) Yeah. Sure.
Girl 1- YOURE SUCH A TWO FACE!
Me- That doesn't make any sense. I fucking hate middle school.
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(noun)grades (6 maybe in some schools) 7-8
Middle school is the place from which you come from elementary school, and go to hell, pretty much. You're going through pubrety, so you already feel bad, but then there some other kids picking on you because you're a loser. What you've seen on tv is ALL wrong. You must find a few good friends, stick with them, and care what nobody thinks to survive this hellish place. High school will be better. I promise.
Kid1: Lyk oh my god, you don't have that new Good Charlotte cd!
Kid2: And...?
Kid1: I can't be your friend anymore!
Kid2: I fucking hate middle school.
Then Kid1 will go and spread a horrid rumour because of a really fucking retarded CD.
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