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A bisexual man who helps to pass semen from his boyfriend into the vagina of a woman wanting to be insemenated by the strictly gay male.
He does this by giving his boyfriend a blowjob and spitting the contents of his mouth into the womans open vagina.
My boyfriend played middleman last night between me and that horny chick.
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A charge added on to the price of an item that one must pay a person who is buying said item so that the middleman can profit from the deal. Usually enacted when a minor is paying someone of age to buy alcohol or tobacco for them.
The damn middleman's tax is so high these days, I had to pay my brother 20 bucks for a fifth of smirnoff!
To flip one the bird, usually from a fired worker to their superior as a last "fuck you". More emphasis on one's extreme hate can be expressed by using both hands.
John: My boss fired me today, right in front of everyone.
Mike: Shit, man! What did you do?
John: I gave him the middleman's salute and got the hell out.
Mike: Pwnage.
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the middleman card occurs when you purchase drugs off a dealer for a friend/aquaintance after receiving the money for it.
the card is played when you demand a key and/or line of said narcotics as it was you who ran around and did all the hard work.
the middleman card is standard procedure, if your friend refuses then call him a next level dowie brea and slap him.
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The act of shaping a bar of soap into a phallus shape and proceeding to make sweet love to it.
Dropping the soap in prison was not up to my expectations, therefore I had to drop the soap without the middleman.
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When you take a nasty poop and you use the bidet and it still didn't get all of it ....so you have to turn the bidet on and reach underneath and scrub with your left hand
Why is there a big Gulp cup in the bathroom at 7-11? Oh. You have never had a Pakistani Middleman have you?
When the normal business of being a middleman gets unnecessarily complicated or convoluted, usually caused by the erratic behavior of one or more parties.
With the cops being involved and Tony having a breakdown the night before, Jake's normal middleman routine had become middlemanic to say the least.