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middleton, wisconsin. is the worst town in the whole universe.
everyone is fake, materialistic, anorexic, snotty, and rich. unless of course you're me, and have nothing. and just completely hate middleton and wish you could walk to florida or something.
i would rather die than go to middleton.
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The psychological condition suffered by many fans of the comic strip 'The Middletons' when Beatrice Middleton is not seen in the strip. Symptoms of this include, but are not limited to: intense sadness, thoughts of 'Where is she?', and most importantly 'Why is she not here?'. This causes much depression. The only known cure is intense exercise or massages using Martian Mud, which is Beatrice Middleton's favorite massage cream.
Beatrice: What's wrong honey? You look sad. I know what it is, its Middleton's Disease, right?
Bryant: Yes, you haven't been in the strip for days. Where were you? I was beginning to think you'd never show.
Morris: Buddy, she can't be in every strip. She's got to have a break once in a while. She's your Gunny Granny, for crying out loud.
Midge: (laughing) You know, he's right. Just because she isn't in the strip doesn't mean she isn't here. (picks up a jar of Martian Mud) Do you want me to use this? You love it when Beatrice does it.
Bryant: A massage? You'd actually give me a Martian Mud massage? Okay, just make sure you go all over my body. That's the best one.
Beatrice: That's one way to cure it. Hey sweetie, there's a soccer game going on later. And I'm coaching it. Want to come?
Bryant: Sure, maybe we could bring Grandpa Hec and Grandma Flo. But would I still be sad if I came?
Beatrice: No, you wouldn't be sad. Middleton's Disease is tough, I know. But you'll get over it quickly. (she starts massaging Bryant with the Martian Mud) There you go, sweetie. Now, isn't that better? I love you, honey. And I always will. A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.
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A spank given only and exclusively by Tyler Middleton. These spanks are priceless, sensational, as well as very precious to one’s arse. Getting one of these can cost a pretty penny, but is well worth the money.
Friend: “Why are you walking with a limp?”
You: “Just received a Middleton Spank.”
A "sexual" act which begins with a lady defecating into a glass of freshly collected breastmilk. This mixture is then stirred with a penis and used as lubricant for penetration. The mixture is usually simultaneously poured onto the partner's head and chest
I doubt very seriously that Dairy Queen will consider offering Middleton Milkshakes.
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Sexy man who’s smarter than you and racist
That man is an ashton middleton
A thiccc annoying, starbucks loving bitch who has to much time, crocs and money.
A type of moron who never shuts the hell up about how mosquitos are the only beings who thinks he’s a SNACK. A man once walked into a local starbucks and said to the barista " hey can I get a venti tyler middleton?" And she said "GET THE FUCK OUT!!!" Common words. Me, That’s Me, I’m Quaking, I’m Shooketh. Common Sentences . Oh My Lanta, I may be anorexic but do I put down the shovel?
Kate Middleton is definitely an upgrade in the House of Windsor compared to the likes of Camilla the Duchess of Cornwall.
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