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Migraines affiliated with hallucinations.
Dave said to Jim, "Oh man I had a terrible headache and so I drank a ton of cough medicine, but then I ended up having an uber migraination."
A latent construct of headache severity
The migraineicity of this headache is off the chart! It's killing me!!
A physical manifestation of the unacceptable reality of human existence. The common catalyst being a confrontation between bullshit and a keen mind.
Examples
I turned on the T.V. - people were on it. Got a migraine.
I turned on the computer, surfed the net - people use these things too. Got a migraine.
I walked out my front door and the sheer volume of falsities and half truths escaping the lips of everyone I encountered helped to bring the onset of a migraine.
I read the Tao and took an Advil - migraine went away. Whoever invented Ibuprofen is God and consequently exempt from being judged an unworthy human being. Lao Tzu, go F yourself.
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the intense throbbing and painful sensation a man gets when his girlfriend won't shut the hell up about getting married.
but you promised that we would get married soon!
bitch, shut up, you are giving me a migraine.
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A really tough course or other brain-torturing exercise, eg programming, advanced calculus or effective ventriloquism. Symptoms include poverty due to the rising cost of Advil and long hours crying and asking "Why the hell did I enroll in this?" to random strangers on the street.
Example 1
Tom: There goes Luke again. Ever since he went into advanced computer programming, he's been literally insane.
Jerry: Yeah, that course is a migraine farmer all right.
Example 2
Man, ever since I started trying to imitate Jeff Dunham, I've realized how much of a migraine farmer ventriloquism is! How does he do it?
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When your a doordash driver and doordash keeps sending you low offers that causes you to have a migraine from it .
Driver: doordash just showed me a $3 50 mile order . I think I just got a doordash migraine