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Mikael

Is tall, athletic, sort of handsome and lifts weights.

Did you know Mikael goes MILF hunting on Wednesdays?

by Pa-ro-me-ta August 20, 2021

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mikael

Mikael is the most awesome guy you'll ever meet if you're lucky enough to meet one in your life, he only hangs around cool dude who are not as cool as he but almost, he hangs round with hot girls as well and is the most jacked guy in the room at all times. He has the highest IQ in the world pretty much and is undefeated in arm wrestle and any question game, his IQ is around 207.

Wow that was a awesome and muscular man, must have been a Mikael.

by UltraHotGamer69420 March 19, 2021

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mikael

The most bitch-ass human being to ever walk the planet. When you first see him, you'll be blinded by his beauty & ignore every wrongdoing he will ever commit. You would do anything for him. Until the day you find out he has the International Title for Biggest Thot of the World. He is a Manipulative, Cheating, Selfish person that will take what he wants from you and then ignore you for days on end. He only likes people when convenient. Additional facts: Known to flock to Underage Girls, only fucks if Steven Universe is playing in the background, doesn't show up to funerals even with months advance notice.

you: Wow, I love Mikael he's such a nice person, he looks like an angel and genuinely cares for my wellbeing.
you, after seeing the light: Mikael is the worst person I've ever met, he never wanted anything but sex.

by watpomp January 25, 2017

50๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mikael

has a hugemungus penile, he very friendly and fuck all bitches, but dont worry he also sexy

that guy over there, hes totaly a Mikael. sooo sexy

by dileimkeyt July 5, 2019

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mikael

He is a that one guy that sendes nudes to gay guys

I just received a nude from Mikael. Gross

by Noob_SLAYER_"""= January 23, 2019

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mikael

has the middle child syndrome gone so extreme it's not great, a bit of a bully, popular, not great at communicating.

kind of needs to grow up

He was such a Mikael when he punched his little brother

by Living meme fangirl queen January 21, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mikael

A stupid asshole that all he thinks about is Girls ALL THE FUCKING TIME. No one likes him.

Look itโ€™s That stupid fuck boy Mikael!

by OliviaWilliams July 14, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž