Mike Tyson

A cocktail with a mix of jagermeister and nyquil.

*Caution: Mike Tyson will knock you the fuck out*

Nick: Man, I have a wicked cough, but at the same time, I really want to get crunked. What should I do?

John: Here doggie, I made you a Mike Tyson, this will knock you the fuck out."

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Mike Tysonized

1. When someone gets knocked out. 2. When someone gets tired.

3. Biting someone.

1. I punched this guy so hard that he got Mike Tysonized}!
2. I got Mike Tysonized last night from working a double shift.
3. Johnny is a bad dude, he Mike Tysonized Darryl's ear off so bad that there was a trail of blood.

mike tyson

Mentally retarded. But the best knock your ass out boxer ever!

Mike Tyson or Ali?

Tyson 2nd round son!!

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mike tyson

The man with a tattoo on his face, his quote books is probably longer than his rap sheet.

"I'm not much for talking. You know what I do. I put guys in body bags when I'm right."

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mike tyson

Just another example of what could happen if you never pick up a book

Mike Tyson: Call 1-800 Cceee Aye Ell El Aye Titi.

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mike tyson

to rage and beat the hell out of someone that has pissed you off

"If you keep talking trash man, im gonna go mike tyson on your ass"

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mike tyson

to bite someone's ear

hey! If you don't stop touching my ass Jarrod, I'm gonna go Mike Tyson on you!

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