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Mike Wazowski

1.) A clever Pixar character from Monsters, Inc. and Monsters University who managed to repower and escape from a sealed away door in the second (first in chronological order) film. He's read tons of books on scaring and is an expert at it. His knowledge allows him to parallel Sullivan's beastly prowess in the area and business career of scaring. He's Sully's best friend. They've known each other from their University days and possibly even before. He provides witty, clever, genius and knowledgeable tips to Sully and others about scaring, finance and business. Very funny, he knows how to take jokes and has a good sense of humor. A nice clever guy to hang out with. It's nice to have someone like this in real life.
2.) This is based on the famous breakout from the sealed and contained door from Monsters University. To pull off a Mike Wazowski means to find a quick simple rapid far reaching solution to a complicated problem with cunning and clever well cut skill, typically on an Exam or maybe even a project of some kind.

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1.) Mike Wazowski is so clever and inventive. I enjoy hanging out with him and his buddy Sully. We like to watch scary films, practice scaring, talk about business, products, travel, magazines and whatever opportunities we can find out in the fiercely vibrant exploratory world of business and life.

2.) Did you see that Engineering & Materials exam? Trevor managed to pull of a Mike Wazowski on one of the problems. It was amazing. You should have seen it. He first gave out a few condition statements. It was parallel, well-bound and a few other things, and then crunched out this nice cool path which none of the other students got. And he got it right too. At first the instructor thought it was wrong, but there was some confusion due to an underground gas leak. It turns out he was correct. That was quite the jump. I hope he's okay.

by arvinthsiva January 30, 2019

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Mike Wazowski

He is the best Disney pixar film character.
His best friend's name is sully.
he is the best monster 4 ever.
he has a big dick.

A:omg did u see mike wazowski last night?
B:of course how can u miss him he is the best living thing his swag level is beyond 9000
A:well he raped me in the mouth
B:be happy you gonna give birth to baby the new son of god
this is my new religion.

by dildo the dinosaur November 3, 2018

10πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Mike Wazowski

The best meme.

Damn, mike wazowski, wanna smash?

Mike wazowski: for sure.

by Playa$ December 18, 2020

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Mike Wazowski

A Depressed Caat from Monster's Inc.

Mike Wazowski only has one eye.

by urmominvietnam November 18, 2021


MIKE Wazowski

Everyone loves mike Wazowski, he's a big green ball that everyone loves, WHO DOESNT LOVE BIG GREEN BALLS?!?

He is a very smexy creature.

I will forever love you mike wazowski

Omg mike Wazowski the big green ball

I wonder if he has green balls

Mike Wazowski: shows balls

by M!keW@zowskilover December 1, 2022


Mike wazowski

hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot step on my throat daddy mike wazowski. ugh get it deep into me daddy

ugh step on my throat daddy mike wazowski

by 30 rats in a trench coat June 10, 2021

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Mike Wazowski Effect

The phenomena in which people remember something a certain way but in reality it was never that way at all. Remember those memes mid 2020 where people would edit Mike Wozowski from Monsters Inc and give him two eyes instead of the one that he actually had. That meme became really popular, so much so that it was first image that would pop up when you would look up Mike Wozowski. This caused massive confusion, making Mike with one eye look unnatural.

Johnny: I thought Curious George had a tail, why doesn’t he have a tail?
Bryan: You’re a victim of the Mike Wazowski Effect my friend.

by The Johnnyman March 2, 2021