milking the cow

(v.) To be openly exploiting a situation for personal gain, at the expense of one's peers and superiors alike.

This person is milking the cow of sympathy, I dislike it when they claim to be so hard-done-by.

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Milk The Cow

When a "non-farmer" city guy goes to his room to masturbate.

Hey dude, where you off to? I'm thinking about heading upstairs to milk the cow.

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milking the cow

when someone sucks some fat bitch's tittys.

Ex1:
Guy1: Holy fuckballs! Rob is milking the cow!
Guy2: Haha no silly, he is just having fun with Mary.

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Milk the cow

To suck titties

This morning I couldn’t get over my girl’s boobies so I had to milk the cow

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milking the cow

pulling it. masturbating and ejaculating

I was thinking about that girl in studyhall when i was milking the cow last night.

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Milking the cow

The act of a girl jerking a guy off to make him cum while he is laying face down in a netted hammock.

Bob: Where is Katie going?
Jack: Oh that slut got thirsty so she is milking the cow on some stranger in the park.

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milking a cow

Grabbing and groping a guy's tits named todd

Todd tried milking a cow

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