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a trail of seamen on a girls upper lip
she blew me until I gave her the ole milk mustache.
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a residue of vaginal secretion remaining on the upper lip of the performer's lip after performing cunnilingus.
"Oh man, she enjoyed it so much that she gave me a milk mustache"
Once your done giving head to a guy, you pretend that you swallowed and make him think your just going to give him a kiss on the cheek goodbye but when you get closer, you spit it back on his upper lip.
(this is mostly used for revenge when a guy doesn't give you a hint he is going to cum)
"Ahh, that guy last night cummed in my mouth without telling me when it was going to happen, so I gave him a milk mustache."
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Its what you get when eat a girl out on her period
guy1, i ate this girl out and she gave me a red milk mustache !
guy2, she must have been on her period.
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The process of delicately pulling apart your partners anus forming a bowl, once the Anus is appropriately stretched to satisfaction fill the anal bowl with 2% milk and desired cereal. After your meal is prepared vigorously perform oral sex on your parters anus while having a nutritional breakfast. After you bowl is empty kiss your partner on the mouth giving them the classic Bulgarian Milk Mustache
Partner 1: good morning sweetheart all the dishes are dirty and I’m gunna be late for work would you mind me giving you a Bulgarian milk mustache
Partner 2: sure
When you eat out a girls ass and have shit on your upper lips
He just ate her ass and now he has a chocolate milk mustache
Become texas is such a large start, the milk mustache refers to a long distance cumshot facial. It results in a dense layer of semen all on the upper lip.
I've got such good aim that i gave her a texas milk mustache from 15 feet away.