Minecraft

A virtual drug that will probably take over your childhood and teenage years.

Guy 1 - Hey, Do you wanna go to my house and watch the game?
Guy 2 - FUCK YEAH! I JUST KILLED A CREEPER!
Mother down stairs - What's going on up there?!
Guy 2 - He's on minecraft again...

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MINECRAFT

bruh

MINECRAFT IS A GAME

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Minecraft

Cheap and legal alternative to drugs. This shit will sap your life away.

A: Hey Tony, you wanna go to a party? There's booze and chicks an-

B: FUCK OFF I'M BUILDING A CASTLE AND MOAT ON MINECRAFT.

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Minecraft

A game full of cubes! You can either be creative (d1), basic survival (d2) or even play online games with others! (d3)

D1
Creative mode

Do anything you want! Creative mode lets you Do anything you want! Flying,infinity blocks and get access to secret blocks/items! Be creative

D2
Survival mode

Survive! The final goal is to survive! Mining, going to nether, beat the wither, going to the end, defeating the ender dragon...Even making your own food supply! Don’t forget your shelter

D3
Servers

Hypixel! Mineplex! Public servers that let you play their mini games! Have fun!

Minecraft is indeed a very fun game

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Minecraft

A game that’s better than roblox
And it’s addictive

Mom: Tim stop playing that game we need to go to the mall
Kid ignores mom and keeps on playing
Mom: STOP PLAYING
Kid: but it’s Minecraft why don’t you play
Mom plays and becomes addictive

Mom: wow I’m stopping my drugs this is better
Kid: you take drugs?

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Minecraft,

The best game ever

Justin bieber: Hey dude Play fortnite its so good!

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP TIMMY I'M PLAYING minecraft,

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Minecrafter

Minecrafter. He has a very big peen and slays them creepers. And the bitches love men that slay creepers.

Girl: Hey, do you play minecraft?
Minecrafter : Bitch, who do think I am?
Girl: *opens her legs wide open*

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