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A fucking server that canonically has a pig that moves around and controls the border.
It is also considered the pit of ball sack jokes and “your mom” roasts.
It was owned by sky block until he dipped like my dad.
It is also the place where main players spend their time off instead of doing something useful.
“I lost a gset in the infamous server wife: minehut serverand my mother :sob:”
“L + ratio + fucked your dead mother”
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Started as a towny server by Luke Chatton in 2014, then was converted into a free server host in 2015. In 2018 the corporate conglomerate Super League Gaming bought Minehut and for the next 6 years all but drove it into the ground in their failed attempts to make a quick buck like it has been with their other puppet companies like Beam and Metaburst. First they converted the rank system into a monthly subscription model, then the server time limits and file download limits, and not listening to the COMMUNITY. Fortunately, on February 27, 2024, Minehut was sold again to GamerSafer, a company that "provides world-leading identity verification technology" for better safety in the online gaming world. The team at GamerSafer are actual humans and interact with the community on a daily basis.
Person 1: Dude, Super League added server time limits?
Person 2: Yeah, they're really trying to decrease their burning through investor money by throwing us under the bus.
Person 1: Wow, I better switch hosts quick!
Person 2: Wait dude, GamerSafer bought Minehut, they might not be cooked anymore.
Person 1: Oh fr? Nice
Sentient civilization having an attention span of about a goldfish.
A Minehut Player in the natural habitat will barely know how to read and will immediately leave if provoked.
"Should we add a recipe for gunpowder?" "They're Minehut Players! You think they understand recipes?"
The exact same retarded Minehut Monkeys, except this time they are 7 years old. They finally learned how to use the debit card in the wallet their father left behind after leaving to collect milk, and regularly buy as many credits as they can to assert dominance over people with brains.
Is this Minehut Chimpanzee really trying to use the fact that he has 50000 Minehut credits to get bitches?