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Minions are bootylicious yellow cylinders that roam the Earth searching for their next master. They are also known for being thicc af. Their origin is still unknown to scientists. It can also mean someone has an appearance similar to a minion.
Bruh, Isaac looks like a minion.
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Yellow butt plug/tic tac abominations that blled gasoline and heroin
Mac: "Liam's addicted to Minions! He needs help!"
Liam "Those abominations are the only thing that let me feel anymore"
Stacy: "Oh God Why???!?!?!? *sob*"
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Yellow dildos meant to be shoved up asses. Meant for porn but had a technical difficulty and was switched to a movie series. Rated X
Guy 1: "uhhh this minion"
Guy 2: "HARDER"
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The sexiest thing on the planet.
I had sex with a big yellow minion.
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A group of moms at 3am on facebook. Also described as a cult.
"The Minions Got into my house again" me
"You too!?!?!?!?!??! so # gamer lit?!?!??!???!?" jerald
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beady eyed little yellow niggas
Tom: I just watched minions last night
Hugh: Ew
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