Minnesota

A kick-ass state that can beat any other state in the US
We have the biggest mall in America (aka Mall OF America), suck it NY shopping
FYI that mall also has a rockin amusement park
Spoon and Cherry... look it up
Named the best state to live in (legit)
Also has the top-rated city in the US to live in (Eden Prairie)
Ice fishing, skating, sledding, regular fishing, tubing, boating, golfing, other sports, camping, hunting, and shopping are just a FEW of the amazing things you can do in this state

Where do you live?

The best place ever!!

Oh, you're from Minnesota!

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Minnesota

A strange place where the natives give zero shits about the cold.

They also are quite nice, But there football team is dog shit (like most of em).
Quick note: Canada Lite.

Wanna visit Minnesota?

Bro no I would freeze to death.

Minnesota

Minnesnowta: Land of the cold air and 10,000 lakes.

Slug: I beg your pardon? This is my secret garden. (minnesota)

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Minnesota

The coldest place in the midwest. Have really nice people and good jobs. Good Sport Teams. GO VIKINGS!!!! SKOL SKOL SKOL SKOL! No Packers lol

Im Minnesotan.

Oh. From Wisconsin.
*Both men glare and walk away*

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Minnesota

Minnesota is a awesome place for awesome people who really don't have accents. Minnesota i filled with sexy, smart, fun, silly, hot, funny girls and HOT, muscle-y sexy guys!

Bottom line:
Minnesota is better than... EVERYWHERE!
don't hate because you are soooo f-ing jealous!

We are just better like that.

Guy 1-"that chick is FINE as hell!"
Guy 2-"I know right! She must be from Minnesota!"

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Minnesota

A state where if your a citizen of new york or new jersey you will be automaticly weirded out because were so nice.
Why the hell do new york citizens say fuck outloud. If you say fuck outloud in minnesota you will be automaticly on every person list on people who i dont trust

Minnesota citizen: hello! Are you having a nice day!
New york citizen: shut the fuck up.

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Minnesota

The BEST STATE EVER
Nothing even close to the shitty country Canada
Minnesota Nice expect when driving
STATE OF HOCKEY suck it Detroit our whole state beats your one city that you stole from us.
Biggest mall in the USA
the greatest accent ever!
producers of most of the nations corn and wheat
worldwide leader in medicine and education

the MAYO CLINIC where every rich person in the world comes when they get sick
NOT THE DUMB HICKS THAT SURROUND US TO THE NORTH (CANADA) SOUTH (IOWA) WEST (DAKOTAS) EAST (THEY'RE SO SHITTY THEY AREN'T BEING NAMED

M-I-N-N-E-S-O-T-A
MINNESOTA
MINNESOTA
FUCK WISCONSIN

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