State of pain and intense suffering.
I am in misery.
There ain’t nobody who can comfort me (oh-yeah).
Why won’t you answer me?
The silence is slowly killing me (oh-yeah).
When someone, usually a dude, bombs the office bathroom with a righteous poop so pungent that it saturates your entire world in stench.
"Is that Rich in the bathroom?"
"Yes."
"Oh no, he just ate 3 McDonald's cheeseburgers and a box of fish sticks. Barricade the door and febreze the air before the misery engulfs us all in a wave of stink!"
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Misery, a clothing, accessories and toys label associated with Illicit Streetwear from Auckland, New Zealand
I love this wicked Misery t-shirt
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A “Misery Chain” describes the "endless cycle" of bad parenting.
"Fucked up parents" create "fucked up kids" who grow up to have more fucked up kids of their own, which keeps the Misery Chain going on and on into the future.
"Misery Chains" are often created by selfish or stupid people with no insight or sense of ethics: playboys, players, skanks, sluts, floozies, druggies, crack heads, dark friends, beach trolls, hill trolls, city trolls and trolls in general.
Wow, she created one “misery chain” having all those “screwed-up” kids by a bunch of different “screwed-up” guys.
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When you score two or more goals in football in quick succession
"SpencerFC has just scored another that's 3 goals in two minutes #misery compiler"
An awesome song written by Paramore
Omg dude, have you listened to Misery Business? "Whoa...I never meant to brag, but I got him where I want him now!"
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Verb: When an obession gets too real and suddenly some crazy chick attacks
Please see Fatal Attraction and Misery for details
Fatal Misery: You enter your home and find your rabbit (or any other loved pet) has been boiled and some crazy chick is waiting behind the door with a sledghammer to break your legs and keep you captive in her basement