miso

an acronym for "my internet shut off," used in conversations via internet when facebook chat is faulty and your messages don't go through, or when your instant messenger quits abruptly

Spencer:guess what!
Rachel: what?
Spencer is offline.
Spencer is online.
Rachel: wtf
Spencer: shit, sorry. miso!

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miso

My Internet Shut Off

MISO fora whole 2 hours! #firstworldproblems
— Angel (@angelspeakshermind) May 14, 2012

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miso

slang for someone who is always miserable

the lady who works at starbucks is so miso all the time.

hey miso, do you ever smile?

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miso

what to put in front of the word horny

Hey honey, what do ya want for dinner?
Miso
Miso? We don't have that
But miso horny

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miso

an asian girl who only dates white/black/latino guys, or an asian girl who is dating a white/black/latino guy. the opposite (asian guy, white/black/latino girl) is called a Bruce. *see Bruce

"damn, look at the freaking miso over there."

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miso

Fermented soybean paste. Comes in many varieties.

If you're having a hot pot/jjigae, be sure to put miso in at least half the time.

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miso horny

Slang term for being in such a state of arousal you'd dry hump the couch.

"DAYUM! I'm a freak in heat; a dog without warning. My Appetite's for sex cos: MISO HORNY!!"

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