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1. competition; annually given to the hottest woman in the United States
2. individually; given weekly to a person who exibits an overabundance of womanly comments (given by the passing of the "torch")
1. She's so hot, she could win the Miss America Award!
2. Hey Derr, maybe you could let someone else get the Miss America Award for once?
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The winner of the Miss nude america pageant where the contestants have to compete nude.
Did you see who got to be miss nude america?
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The winner of a bi-annual (one for each cheek) U.S. competition that judges women on the thickness of their build mainly the rear central portion; the thickest girl on the block; a women whose full figured body is a direct result of the nutritious high protein diet from which she was raised, most commonly consisting of chicken, potatoes and corn
Damn girl, you should be in the Misses Nutritious America pageant with all dat junk in da trunk.
And the winner of the 2001 Misses Nutritious America Pageant is... Jennifer Lopez!
Man, she's way to skinny. If they don't at least get a mention in the Misses Nutritious America pageant I'm not going near it.
The winner every year of the Miss prostitute America pageant from contestants from each state. they have to be under 25 and a working prostitute. Started to improve the image of prostitutes.
How got to be Miss prostitute America this year?
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A beauty contest that is heal for transexuals. To be in it they must be 25 or younger and be post op.
Did you see the Miss transexual America pageant this year?
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When you pull out a shoot your load across her body thus giving her a sash of cum.
Dave: Hey Steve did Alyssa come over last night?
Steve: Yeah Dave but when I pulled off to side to give her a Miss America, I got it in her eye!