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One of the largest suburbs in North America, a nice quiet place to live and commute. Mississauga is known for a big ass train wreck, an MP who can't keep her mouth shut, and having lopsided mayoral elections
Non Mississaugan-"So, you live in Mississauga?"
Misissaugan-"Yeah, it's an okay city."
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Home of fine european bitches, shitty clubs like 108, balkan mafia and MnR reppin bloor to bristol
ALOT of random brown people
People in mississauga cheer for Torontonian sports teams such as the legendary Toronto Maple Leafs and the not so legendary Toronto Raptors, with that fag Vince Carter, trade the queer before he breaks a nail and takes three weeks off to recover.
No major benefit over Toronto other than cheaper houses and less traffic when heading in the Milton/Kitchener direction on the 401. Did I mention ALOT of random brown people!
Wigger from Toronto: Yo brejin i heard you reppin the T.
Mississauga MnR member: Naaaaaw B, I lived in da T. from times but I'm reppin Mississauga cuz da cribs is less flow for da rents hurr still.
Wigger from Toronto: true, true
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM 'SAUGA WHEN...
1.Your schools put more money and funding into
sports teams than your education.
2.You can't find anyone 15 or younger on aSaturday night
because they are all at Club 108.
3.You consider 5 & 10 (Hurontario and Dundas) "the
ghetto."You or your friend has been considered a hoe
just for living here.
4.St. Joes Secondary School is called "St. Hoes"
for its prostitution in the 90's and its high pregnancy rate.
You're so proud because Fito Blacko, Kobra Khan,and Kardinal Offishall came from Mississauga.
5.Your parents refuse to drive you to Malton because it's the "bad area".
6.The 24-hour convenience store just closed 20minutes ago.
7.The first thing you plan on doing once you getout of school is leaving Mississauga.
8.No matter where you are in Mississauga, you know how to get to Square One.
9.When out of towners ask what you do inMississauga for fun,you respond by telling them that you go downtown.
10.On a Friday night, every Tim Hortons is packed with over 100 people and their sick cars. because everyone is too afraid of going outside of Mississauga in fear that their ride will be stolen.
11.No matter how nice you are to them, Scarborough
people still hate you.
12.Brampton people say you live in the Boonies.
13.Scarborough people say you live in the Boonies.
14.AJAX people say you live in the Boonies.
15.In your old highschool, there was a camera
watching you every 15 feet.
16.If you're under 19, have a criminal record, no future or if you're just stupid as a fuck, the only highschool that will take you is west credit
17.If there's beef, you will travel 2 miles down
stations, over the bridge, behind the tree with 200 people
following you, just to settle it.
18.You have been kicked out of Square One by security for being the following races: Black, Asian, brown, Hispanic and Arab.
19.The Mississauga News posts articles featuring the new
sign on Creditview and Eglington because Mississauga is too boring to come up with a real story.
20.You take 3 right turns and you back where you
started.
21.You drive down Mississauga Road and fantasize
about living in a house with a 5-car garage.
22.No matter how broke you are, Brampton and
Scarborough people will still comment on how rich you are.
23.When Hazel McCallion is more popular than Jesus himself.
24.You've been on a bus for over an hour getting to a place that is 15 minutes away
*From "You know you're from Mississauga" page on Facebook...thanks guyz =)
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An affluent suburban city located west of the city of Toronto.
People from the town of Oakville (just west of Mississauga) seem to have delusions of grandeur and fail to notice that the only wealthy part of their town is centred around 'Old Oakville' a tiny part of Lakeshore Road. In comparison, Mississauga's wealth is dispersed in villages such as Lorne Park, Streetsville, Mineola, Port Credit, Erindale, Rattray Marsh, and Mississauga Road. Unlike homogeneous Oakville, Mississauga is a city where you can live with people of all races in harmony.
Oakville kid: "you're just jealous 'cause us Oakvillians live in a bubble and are out of touch with reality"
Mississauga kid: "touche"
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The best city in the world to live in.
Canada was rated the best country to live in by the UN many times.
Peel Region is rated the best region in all of Canada to live in.
Mississauga is the best city in Peel Region, ergo, the best city in the world.
Mississauga is a nice place to live, not to exciting, but nice.
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Pronounced (Mee - see - saow - gahahahahah).
(1) The armpit of Toronto.
(2) Home of the biggest slut in Canada (University of Toronto campus).
(3) Pointless 2 hour commute into bum-fuck nowhere.
(4) Where emo kids are born.
(5) See nature reserve
(6) Void
(7) Marijuana and alcohol are used to prevent suicidal tendencies.
(8) Neo-nazis Canadian home base.
(9) Where rapists run wild looking for 4 to 40 year old things (bitches, men, sheep, goats, deer (especially), skunks) between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m.
Fuck mississauga, between 10 and 4.
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The sixth largest city in Canada. A lot of residents here fear the city will one day be like Toronto, but it's not. Missisauga's a lot cleaner, there's less crime, and it's not that busy. Plus, we don't elect idiotic morons to go sit in city hall and pretend to take care of our city.
Mississauga's waaaay better than Toronto, because we have a kick ass mayor. Hazel's a better mayor than Mel Lastman and David Miller combined.
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