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This Is What Toilet Calls Mephone 4
"HEY, FUCK YOU MISTAH PHONE!" - Toilet
To not quit while you're ahead and subsequently getting your soul raped.
Remember when George W. Bush was really popular in 2002? He Mistah Fabbed his approval rating.
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When a Latino man gets his dick stuck inside a toaster and has to pour hot sauce on it in order to make loose enough to get out.
My uncle had a mistah spicy yesterday morning.
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The female version of Bros Before Hoes. The unwritten law that female friends come before the male friends.
Jeannie: Why are you not coming to the party again?
Laurie: 'Cuz I met this sweet dude the other night.
Jeannie: <shaking head sadly> Sistahs before Mistahs, girl.
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What toilet said in Inanimate Insanity
MISTAH FONE
Mistah Phone Is When A Toilet Calls Your Phone "Mistah Phone". it normally happens when ur taking a shit while scrolling through your phone, putting ur phone infront of your toilet and last of all peeing in your toilet while scrolling through your phone.
"Mistah Phone."
A black Man, who'll occasionally drops a trombone slide
*clanging noise*
What was that noise?
That was mistah drop yo slide