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The blue whale's anus can open 3.5 feet, making it the second largest asshole in the world next to Mitch McConnell.
I was so constipated from eating that cheeseball last night that my asshole stretched out to the size of Mitch McConnell when I took a shit this morning.
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The deliberate termination of a human pregnancy, most often performed during the first 28 weeks of pregnancy; or an “abortion” (noun).
“I have to drive up to Sandpoint with Becky this weekend to get her a Mitch McConnell.”
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A russian asset who's also famously known as "turtle mitch", "Moscow Mitch" and "Putin's Mitch"
You're want me to speak russian and take my freedom away? Don't be such a mitch McConnell!
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A word based on the Kentucky senator, a Mitch McConnel is an adorable little man who looks like a turtle and seems like he's smart, but then end up filibustering his own bill.
But Dangit! He's cute!
"I would vote you out, but you're too much of a Mitch McConnell"
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“i look like a turtle”
“omg ur such a mitch mcconnell”
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A backup of sewage drains into one's domecile
House got condemned after a mitch mcconnell
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Aka Turtle man, aka the reason why you are $1400 short and he also hates college students so much that he barred them from receiving the stimulus too. He also is the reason why his wife wears a blindfold when she does it with him.
Fuck Turtle Man, my niggas. He is a bitch and Senator Mitch McConnell should eat a dick.
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