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When you are performing cunnilingus on a not so fresh female. You become angered that she smells so you decide to give her a whiff of her own medicine. You then pretend that you are going to come up to kiss her and instead conjur up a burp and blow the smell directly into her nose.
One time I was going down on this chick and she stank real bad. I decided to get that bitch back and gave her a moby dick. She coughed and hacked real bad
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When you nut in a girls mouth and she lies down (face up) and spurts it out of her mouth.
Dude I was really horny but my girl didn't wanna swallow so she did a Moby Dick
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A move you make on Internet creeps who ask or send unsolicited creepy messages and content.
Starts out with a simple question: "do you like whales/spermwhales?" Then, no matter the answer you copy paste an entire chapter of the novel Moby Dick as a response. If they still reply you get to choose to block them or troll them further
Person 1: Dude I just got an old creep dm'me
Person 2: you have to moby dick him!
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Adjective.
An obese or overweight caucasian female.
Man A: Man you where so drunk last night!
Man B: Fosho dude! I woke up with two Moby Dicks this morning.
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When you grab a the back of a girls thong, whale tail, your teeth.
Whenever I see a girls whale tail hanging out at the club, I have to give her the old Moby Dick.
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When masturbating so hard your dick turns various shades of light to dark grey, blue and black.
"Dude, My penis got amputated yesterday because I had Moby's Dick."
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When you forget to bookmark some great porn and don't remember the title of the video and don't know any of the models' names, you have to go searching for it in an endless sea of porn.
I'm so frustrated! I spent all afternoon moby dicking to no avail.