Mock

A clever blend of monster and cock defining a penis of gargantuan proportion. Generally seen among African American Men. Referring to both length and girth, a mock can be viewed either as appealing or revolting, or erotically both at the very same time.

Mockerena- the act of thrusting forward and backward, resulting in a dead-weight like flop. this pendulum motion can be paramount in thin pants with no underwear.

catch phrases: "solid as a mock" "a mock to remember" "sidewalk mock" "New York NickerMOCKERS" "rock out with your mock out"

BIG DICK HEAD WIT THE NECK OF AN OSTRICH.

Penis like a russian missile pussy is the target. Mock.

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mocked it

to take the piss out of someone, or just take the piss

you mocked it

Mocks

The mocks are a practice test that all Irish students in third and sixth year take for preparation for there junior/ leaving cert. it’s all a fucking waste of everyone’s time and puts too much stress on everyone.

Teacher: Now don’t worry, it’s only the mocks!

Unfortunately, all teachers say this but in reality, they will beat you if you don’t do well 🤙
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Mock

(noun)

A possibly fictional sweater which resembles a turtleneck. It is generally worn by drunk, pant-less men while on vacation.

Have you guys seen my pants? I'm freezing! This mock neck isn't enough to keep me warm.

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mocked

The act of receiving a mocker.

Joe: Dude why are your pants all wet?
Jerry: Dude, i just got mocked!

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mock

Hehe says mock is the same as mimic, but my parrot mimics me and he is NOT mocking me- he is incapable of "deriding" me

same as above(mock)

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Mock

Rural inbred farmer, Uncultured, ignorant & oblivious to all when intoxicated. Travel exclusively in large groups when away from their natural surroundings. Tend to wear tight haircuts & identical shirts with sleeves rolled up. Often found brawling outside bars and clubs.

"On your bike you filthy mock"
"Get away from me you durty mock"
"That Guys a major Mock Savage"
"Tim - Fred, How about mcsoreleys for one?
Fred - Good God no, its teaming with mocks"
"There`s a serious smell of mock in here man"
"Theres a Heavy mock content in that place dude"

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