Moffat

A small chinese penguin, that feels attracted to large gorillas. They also never shower in the mornings as a sign for mating

"Ew that small thing over there smells funny" "He must be a Moffat"

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Moffat

A man who looks like a douche but somehow still manages to pick up perfect tens.

Steve is totally a Moffat but damn look at that chick he's with she is a perfect ten

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Moffat

A cross breed between a goblin and a troll, a Moffat doesnt live beneath a bridge and doesnt eat sheep but takes pleasure in seeing little children. Also has an extremely odd personality but when provoked will get very angry

He's as mad as a Moffat

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moffat

/ˈmɒfət/ (moffating, to moffat, moffated, moffats etc.)

Basically trolling a fandom by ending a TV series season with a cliffhanger, an extremely frustrating ending and/or killing of a character and (optionally) then going on a hiatus for more than a year, all the while managing to make said fandom still love you.

After moffating a fandom there will be A) a lot of online sadness for the deceased character and/or B) internet (crack)theories and/or C) quite a bit of good old fashioned Internet rage against the writer of the episode. Good examples are Sherlock or Doctor Who.

Person 1: Oh my god! Did you see the ending of {insert series}? Classic moffat.
Person 2: Yes, the forums are going crazy with theories!

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a moffat

someone who hides prefferably from the law for example a taxman or a police officer in order not to pay his taxes or bills

"moffat the taxmans here" a moffat jumps in a bush

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moffated

Being shot, kicked, punched, slapped, shanked, etc. in the feels by Steven Moffat, the bringer of darkness and king of evil. BEWARE. THE. MOFFAT.
Also, being a character in Doctor Who, Sherlock, etc. and being killed off by Moffat.

Ouch, Moffat just slapped me in the feels! I've been Moffated!

Dude, I think Rose Tyler was Moffated.

I've been Moffates! I need... more... Sherlock...*dies*.

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moffat

- Foul-smelling, fairy beasht.
- Can obtain legendary status on occasions.

"That dirty Moffat is after oil-checking me with my own finger!! How does he do it??"

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