Moffy Scrolet

Moffy Scrolet is when you have a Scruffy Mullet it was definitely not me trying to say scruffy mullet but it ended up coming out as moffy scrolet

Me: i cut my hair now I look like I have a moffy scrolet

Cousin: what?

Terem Moffi

A person who is very bold on social media but a pussy in real life.

You're such a Terem Moffi, you can't even say it to my face.

The Moffy

A guy who may or may not have connections with the entity known as "The Budda".
Wanted for war crimes and the excessive use of Johnny's.

"Who's that guy who uses too many condoms?"
"That's the Moffy..."