Mohit

When a girl gives a male oral sex, then proceeds to kiss another male without brushing her teeth. However, the victim must meet the following criteria:

- be under the influence of alcohol
- be desperate
- be unaware of the impending doom

Steve: Dude! I saw what you did with Katie there! Props bro
Kevin: Haha, thanks man. Oh! Check out Katie making out with that poor guy over there!
Steve: Ohh, he got a Mohit.
Kevin: That sucks.

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Mohit

A beta male with a tiny Dick

Guy 1: Yo bruh she broke up wit me cuz I’m a Mohit
Guy 2: Oh that’s tuff

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Mohit

mohit is a pretentious fuckface who initially comes off as smart and interesting but later proves to be an empty horny vessel who also takes pride in sucking his own dick, a mohit thinks that he can score any girl on the face of this earth with his ape face and his increasingly unnecessary usage of big words that are still smaller than the size of his self respect, it's noteworthy that a mohit also could be possible be friends with an advaith because they're both self obsessed pieces of kakka

Saanvi : why do you look so pissed?

Saanya : this guy i know who was flirting with my friend started assuming we have tension and then a week after he made a pass at my other bestfriend
Saanvi : ew
Rida : oh wow you've got yourself a MOHIT!

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Mohit

Captain of the badminton team and a creature who hails from the depths of Madras.
Can also be pronounced as Slohit or M. Tit

Hello Mohit whats on the agenda for today?
Nothing Joe, just gonna hit the badminton courts

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Mohit

Fat fucking ogre can’t even walk properly gets bullied by all his friends fucking whale thinks he can pull girls by saying he goes gym.says he can do 10,000 push-ups but we all know the second he does a push up the entire world drops by 2 miles just a fat fucking annoying price of shit tbh

Get out of my swamp-mohit

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Mohited

Finessing someone into taking more alcohol then they should be consuming.

Lets Mohit this guy so we can take his girl.
We Mohited the shit out of that guy last night bro.

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mohit

a cool guy ...specially if his surname is bhatia and he is born on the 4th of december.

mohit bhatia of new delhi

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