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When a cat, usually overweight, lays on the ground making different types of purr noises while breathing heavily.
Daisy was molting so loudly at the end of my bed last night that I barely got any sleep.
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A Moltar belonging to a specific 'Poltar' person group (See Poltar), but having the characteristic of possession of one or more Swivel-Style cellular phone carrying devices. To be classified as a true Swivel the Swivel must satisfy two necessary conditions: 1. it must be clipped on the exterior of a garment and not in a pocket or interior position, and readily accessible and visible. 2. The Swivel apparatus must always be perpendicular to the ground, regardless of the position of the carrier, this is also a diagnostic test which will determine if the Swivel joint is properly lubricated and/or positioned. Evidence as to the origin of the Swivel points towards the late 1990's.
"An accountant I knew had a cellular phone that he wore in a Swivel style phone case and it was always clipped on his jeans between his zipper and his pocket so that he could easily reach it if a client called. Others called him a Swivel Molt, and he was the most boring man I ever knew but damn if he didn't have a sweet lookin Swivel" -- Anonymous
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mohlt-ed nest, -noun 1.The state of a females' genitalia after years of abuse, resulting in pubic hair loss and a twig like appearance. 2. A tired old balding crotch.
ie.- "Dude, you don't even want to get tangled up in that
molted nest!"
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An orifice, most commonly an anus belonging to a homosexual, which is rarely or poorly cleaned (there is such a thing!) and receives constant barrages of pounding or fisting. Which causes the area to often be inflammed, red raw, bleeding and even ulcerous.
"Dude, I pounded him so hard, he's walking around with a molted tail!".
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the brown or black crud that's made from a combination of oil, sweat, after-piss, dead dick skin, and, at times, dried up cum, that clings to the crevices of a man's scrotum as a result of not bathing for a month.
Dude: Hey man, your finger nails are dirty.
Man: Sorry dude, I just scratched myself.
Dude: Oh god, is that-
Man: Yup, dick molt.
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verb. the act of showing a past good-looking photo of yourself (your former shell) to someone so they find you attractive compared to your present appearance. It could be pounds or years ago. The term is derived from animals leaving their previous "shell" for a new one.
He is molting to see if other people will stop blocking him.
As a social experiment, he molted that guy over chat and he didn't get blocked.
Another term for mewing by my friend
Guy 1: bro why aren’t you saying anything
Guy 2: shush i’m molting
Guy 1: what-