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A terrifying woman you don't wanna fuck with.
Sara's mad....oh no its just Mom.
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Person 1: yooo my mom got my me an iPhone XR
Person 2: but my mom got me an iPhone XS Max
Random British dude: my mum got me a sweater
Everybody: Dooooooope
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That thing your mom does when she's driving, you're in the passenger seat, and she comes to a hard stop, so she puts her hand out to stop you from moving forward.
Can also be done outside of a car, if one intends to stop another person from moving forward for whatever reason.
Bro, why'd you mom me?
You were about to walk in front of that car, bro.
Oh. Thanks for momming me, bro.
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The reason why I haven't starved to death.
Yet.
Me, to my mum: "No, mommy, please don't make me move out of the house!
Who will cook food for me and make my laundry and read me bed-time stories and kiss me on the cheek whenever I get a boo boo?
Wa-wa-wa-crying noises-wa!"
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The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.
Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.
Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Where would you be without your mom?
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She is the best woman in the entire world. Although she can sometimes get on your nerves, and will sometimes fight with her, you love her with all your heart.
But if you miss a call from your mom, get ready to go to the Gulag.
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