Bruh moment, un bruh momento, esto es un momento de bruh( this is a moment of bruh) . What you say when something unbelievably stupid happens
Friend: I couldnโt come to school yesterday because I accidentally sat on my iPod shuffle and got it stuck up my ass and had to stay in ER till 4 am
You: what a bruh moment
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when some nigga does some fuck shit
bruh why are you massaging a nigga's pee pee bruh that is such a bruh moment
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A bruh moment is when something is so shocking and unexpected, the victim can only respond with โBruhโ. A bruh moment is also measured by its โBruh Velocityโ or โBVโ which also means โBad Vibesโ. For example, the pizza rolls not being ready demonstrates low signs of BV. Karen taking the kids, however, shows much more bruh velocity.
Man 1: *Is diagnosed with cancer* Bruh...
Man 2: Wow, that bruh moment looked like it had a ton of Bruh Velocity
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Doc: turns out ye boi Jay Jizzles has cancer
Friend: thatโs terrible!
6th grader out of NO where: thatโs a Bruh Moment
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when you're dumb friend uses "you're" in the wrong context
that was a total bruh moment my guy
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the words "Bruh Moment" can be used at any time, from funerels to brirthdays and even traumatic events!
Anthony : I'm dying of cancer
Juan : NoW ThAT's A bRuH mOmEnT
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a bruh moment is in simple terms a wave of depression or other bad emotions such as loneliness, sadness or anything you don't consider good (can be more than one at a time)
"bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"yo you good bro"
"nah just having a bruh moment"
"ite bruh"