another word for spastic or retard some other ways of saying this would be
mongathon monghead ect...
aaron: tom what you doing later?
tom: i dont know yet gunna go watch barbie
aaron: shut up tom you mong
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Three people, two guys, one dead female. One guy has sex with the dead body till he cums cum orgasm once he has cummed, he climbs a ladder and the other guy puts his mouth so it is covering her vagina vagina cunnilingus eating out the first guy then jumps on the corpse's stomach causing the cum to go into the second guys' mouth.
Those guys are sick, they monged that girl who died in the train wreck!
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The day after a big night out, when the bad bits of those drug you took are still affecting your system
A bunch of guys sitting around a living room:
Brendan: oh my, what is that fabric (looking in the direction of my clothes
horse)
Ian: theyre my sheets,
Followed by uncontrollable laughter from all
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A person who is a typical idiot, or a person who can't do so merging simple
Mike: 'mum can you pass me the knife'
Mum: ''here you go'
Mike: 'mum that's a fork you mong'
See mongoloid. Can also be applied to the state people get into after heavy amounts of intoxicating substances.
You are a stupid fucking mong.
I am completely fucked, I'm such a mong.
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The feeling of uselessness that comes from doing pills (MDMA) and smoking weed.
After tugging on the bong I was well and truly monged
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Someone who acts like an idiot. Can also be used like "retard" to describe a disabled person, or as a racist term for Asians and Mongolians.
Joseph Maatouk is such a mong!
Mong is the most disgusting thing I've heard in a long time.
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