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A biting dog that likes to bite people.
Cloe: Can Gaby and I have your dog since you're giving it away?
Gaby: Yeah, me and Cloe will love Monk 4ever.
Dylan: Ugh no, unless you want a biting dog that bites people ugh!!
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For men to avoid relationships, sexual commitment, marriage, long-term girlfriends, co-habitation, etc... with women to avoid legal hazards placed upon men from women.
All she needs to do is make one call to the cops accusing you of domestic violence; and you're in jail.
That’s why we monk and stay away.
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Monk is a fairly misunderstood detective. He has OCD, which, although the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive disorder", should be the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive detective".
I'm also misunderstood. I need to straighten slanted things and correct grammatical and spelling errors. I also have the tendency to close doors. Up until the word "doors" there were 47 words in this entry. So, I'm going to add words to make that number a multiple of 13, my favourite number. Note: numbers aren't words.
Monk is a fairly misunderstood detective. He has OCD, which, although the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive disorder", should be the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive detective".
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Originates from the term monkfishing, which means to fish for a monk (an attractive women) in a bar or social environment.
Monk is used to describe a stunning women.
Shit check out that monk over there, she is awesome!
Mate I hooked up with the fittest monk last night
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To monk is to be OCD. 110% organized.
Buck monked out the warehouse. It was OCD clean.
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1) Someone who sacrifices their entire life just to pray
2) A monkey
1) That monk is always praying
2) Le monk 🐵
A mystical creature that eats a mixture of flab and monkeys and smokes beer and drinks alcohol
"Oh look its a monk lets smoke beer with him!"
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