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racist word for a black person
There are way to many monkeys int he ghetto!!!
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Today I want to talk about "Spanking the Monkey". The term is used as a euphemism for male masturbation. It is generally only used between close friends and not toward a person of authority. The history behind the phrase is a mystery, no one quite knows how it came to be. It does not have a direct relationship to the actual act. The phrase indicates that your penis is a monkey and that it has been very bad.
"Last night I spanked my monkey 8 times."
"If you keep spanking your monkey like that, you'll go blind and grow hair on your palms."
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An adorable primate that likes to goof around and play. They are very smart and like to imitate human behavior.
The monkey at the zoo did the same thing Ryan did.
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1. Someone who is completely useless (insult)
2. An animal who swings around in trees
3. Slang for the vagina
1. "Steve, you are such a monkey!"
2. "Oooo, Did you see that monkey?"
3. "Apparently Stephanies got a tight monkey"
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1. addiction, usually herion or anything that will cause withdrawal... or that you can't quit.
2. obssession or compulsion you can't get rid of.
I gotta monkey on my back.
Everyboydy's got something to hide, 'cept for me and my monkey.
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an animal who loves bananas and to do the: " oeoeoeoeoe"
Hey look a monkey thats eating a banana!
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Gush is a perfect example of a monkey. Should of been taken back to the zoo a long time ago.
Half evolved species, likes to eat chutney and loves Machool. (A terrorist bomb)
Oh fuck, it's Gush. Stupid monkey, take him back to the zoo.
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